OH GOD I LOVE RP.
OH GOD I LOVE SANDY.
OH GOD I HATE THE BLUDHAVEN POLICE.

I love homicidal maniacs. And utter sociopaths. Don't even talk to me about anything that doesn't have someone who's both, yet still has character. Not right now. Okay? Okay.

And I'm not hyping like a fangirl. This is real-life.

Um, go look at:

http://sluzan.livejournal.com/ - her book, Damsel is getting published in Ireland next year, and it sounds interesting.
http://mistful.livejournal.com/ - not only has she got a book published, but she writes some truly magnificent Harry Potter fanfiction, with a unique and surprisingly accurate-feeling version of Draco Malfoy.


Eegh, that's all I've got for now. In terms of up-and-coming authors, anyway.

Well, I took this test.
Are you a Seme or an Uke?


Romantic Seme
Take Are you a Seme or an Uke? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.</p>

Awesome. x3
My sort-of-partner got this. (Sorry that it's not coded or pictured.)

'Flaming Uke'
One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner for you. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, as you don't mind what they look like, as long as they're a seme.

Okay, Well... I've given up on this. I do have a brilliant character called 'Nillo Scientium' who can be found at www.thewhiteferret.com/rpg and his grown-up version is at http://dionysaugust.proboards101.com so if you get the chance, have a look at the cute little guy.

My deviantART (http://nighteyes-de-dracul.deviantart.com) will be my main focus at the moment, being beaten only by my proboards site (http://petsofcountess.proboards82.com) which would be a lot more successful if PEOPLE WOULD JOIN *HINT BLOODY HINT*. My fanfiction.net profile will continue to be neglected until I can get my story-hard-disk running again-- I need the system disc, which is not readily available...
So!
Go to Pets Of The Countess (http://petsofcountess.proboards82.com) or my DeaivntART (http://nighteyes-de-dracul.deviantart.com) if you actually have enough interest to want to see my art or literature, or anything that isn't a crappy half-hearted attempt at a journal.

This had me in stitches of laughter.

The Strong Zombie You scored 22 Violence, 20 Holiness, 30 Reasonableness, and 30 Focus!

Wow! You have a good balance: you are prepared for normal obstacles as well as zombies. You are also prepared for any kind of zombie, no matter what the cause. The unfortunate part of your category is that it doesn't tend to have a goal other than survival. My advice? Find yourself a leader for when the shit hits the fan.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 23% on Violence You scored higher than 93% on Holiness You scored higher than 42% on Reasonableness You scored higher than 44% on Focus

Link: The What Zombies Would You Survive Test written by goodorevil1 on OkCupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

You scored as Eyes full of Pain. People tend to overlook you, which makes you feel less worthy of their attentions. You sometimes wish you could just disapear from the world around you. You have been hurt very badly in the past and you just wish that someone would understand you, and what their cruelty is doing to you. </td> Eyes full of Pain 92% Mysterious 67% Diamond Eyes 33% Passion 17% What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!) created with QuizFarm.com

I hate seeming angsty.

Well, Andraeas is being very good. He learned how to say "milk" in three different languages. So now he holds up his cup and says, "lait", or "milk" or "milch" and looks a little pleading. If he's hungry he still just mutely holds up a bowl, though.
He's German. I don't know how I can be so calm around him-- and Integra says I'm turning into a mother. A mother to a German lycanthrope boy...

Andraeas had his first civilised meal today. Cutlery and eveything! He even looked human bar the tail. He had a meal with Integra and Sir Corksley and I. Sir Corksley is nice enough.
I'll type later, he's nagging me.
Oh god, I'm turning into a mother.

Random quiz to keep you all guessing.



You're a
Relaxed Rum Runner


Taking it easy — that's how you prefer to handle whatever comes your way. Like a cool, blended rum runner, you like to keep a delicate balance between the sweet and sour things in life. Calm and collected, you're up for anything your friends throw your way, from joining a book club or taking an art class to trying every cocktail in your cookbook.

Bottom line — you're a laid-back soul who likes to stay connected with her friends and have a good time. Whenever the girls join forces — whether you're gabbing over pedicures or painting the town red — people count on you to hold the group together with your carefree and irresistible sense of fun. Stay cool!
Which Umbrella Drink Are You?

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... Just so you know, that werewolf is curled up whimpering in my bag. I've set up a bed for him and his name is Andraeas. I'm keeping him, and he refused to stay when I had to go on a mission. He's clinging on to me desperately... I think he may be autistic... he seems to be over the death of his murderous family by my damned hands and to hold a unrealistic glorification of me... creepy. It's like having a worshipper that tears at everybody except me. He snaps and snarls and he won't turn full human or full wolf, he just runs around as a lycanthrope, never far from me.

Well I'm back in the Manor... and Integra got her hug, then a kiss which I don't know wether or not I regret............... I need some time to think.... And I need to be less spontaneously sympathetic....
I'll explain. The soldiers gathered to congratulate me, so everybody was gathered at the front entrance, and when Integra walked up to me, I expected her to give the usual 'congrats on finished mission' style thing, but no, she looked solemn for a sec then she embraced me in a bear-hug and buried her head in my shoulder, stayed like that for almost ten minutes, straightened up as if nothing had happened and walked off cold and wordless.
I reported later to give my systematic report and she buried herself into me again and when I froze up she did that whole pitiful "You love him not me, don't you." And.... I reacted too spontaneously.
...
...I BLOODY KISSED HER ARGH.
*sigh* Oh well.........