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And Hurt/Comfort bingo, too!

I'm always signing up to stuff. I think it's worth noting that I sign up to stuff with such good intentions.Collapse )
It'll all end in tears, won't it? Oh well. Fun in the meantime. In fact, it should be fun!
"We were diminished. We were not spared.
There was no mercy."

AU Bingo! Whooo~

So here's the thing. I've signed up to Kink Bingo, which you don't get to see until I'm finished with it, since it's happening at a different place.

BUT.

This is Alternate Universe Bingo! I found out about it last night. <3 Hoooooly hell. IS DAT SUM ALTERNATE UNIVERSE BINGO CARD?Collapse )

So I don't know what I'm going to write yet, but stay tuned! I mean. If you're interested.

"We were diminished. We were not spared.
There was no mercy."

>D

"We were diminished. We were not spared.
There was no mercy."

Dick Grayson Fills Out A Sex Meme!

Dick Grayson here.

So yes. I found this. I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I'M FILLING IT OUT. I mean... seriously, the anonymity of the internet ROCKS. So.

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
....Ehm... mrjjquinn, obviously. ...Almost definitely nobody else, but if anyone ELSE has to be chosen... ...Er... bruce_wayne. SHUT UP.

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Lazy good-morning sex is nice, on weekends afternoon sex is very sweet, but dragging it out all night is definitely, definitely fun. ...On saturdays, we tend to spend the whole day.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
I either curl up against JJ's side or sprawl sort of over him. We don't really have favourite sides. Though I do often sleep on the outside, away from the wall, closer to the window and to the door so I can get up and get JJ tea in the mornings.

4. Do you masturbate?
...Not, uh, particularly, no. ...Once or twice when JJ wanted to see. Um. Shut up.

5. How often?
Almost never. Sometimes when JJ's gone, it's once every couple of weeks, but normally it's almost never.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. Ahaha. NO. ...Wait, you mean stripping, right? Because, actually, if I talk about money JJ sort of drags me away to the nearest private spot.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Depends. I prefer showers to get clean, I like baths for relaxing in.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
We'll just leave that as a yes.

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Never on purpose.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I like both. Aggressive is especially fun with Poison, and JJ is fun to tie up.

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
MmmmmJJ. <3

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Ahh, ye-es, I do.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Well, I've already got the money, and love, but I'd rather have JJ than I would to have Wayne Enterprises. ...Though, let's be honest, by having Wayne Enterprises I could probably tempt JJ to me. Still, definitely love.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Being bitten and scratched and hair pulled and generally all those sharp little pains like that. Being called all sorts of degrading things, especially when it's happening in defiance to me. Begging, either way, me or him, don't care, it's AWESOME.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Once. Only once. This is why we have a safe-word, though, so we stopped after that.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
I'm torn between saying the bed in our first apartment together, and that time on the beach when it was raining.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The Batcave. Seriously, there is something so hilariously wrong about that.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Augh, yes. Poor Bruce was so confused as to why JJ was slapping me around, he went all growly, it was horribly embarrassing.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Iceberg Lounge, but that was to get information, not watch the strippers. Augh, strippers.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Ahahahaaa, NO.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
...Nooo.

22. Ever been picked-up on in a bar?
I turned down everyone. I work as a bartender sometimes.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Ahahaha JJ IS A GUY. MmmmmJJ<3.

24. What's your sexuality?
I like men. I don't mind women. But JJ overrules everything else.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
I once blew JJ. I think we were watching a Spiderman movie. ...Huh, creepy.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Oooh, yes, JJ likes showersex a lot and I am more than happy to oblige, muahahaha.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
Heh, YEAH. As a policeman once, as a bartender I've been dragged off, and as Nightwing? Totally get molested by Poison at random intervals. <3

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
A couple of times. Sort of embarrassing.

29. Bought something from an adult store?
...Yes.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
...Augh. Yes.

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
...Augh. We have, as of this date... two vibrators, two cock-ring things (the ones to stop someone coming), um, five sets of cuffs, from heavy iron shackles to fleece-lined leather ones, ankle restraints, blindfolds, about twenty different kinds of scented lubricants, and a whip, which is sort of an in-joke with us rather than something we use.

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
...Um. Augh. Slade has pictures of me naked in my teens. DAMN, THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Sort of. I called for JJ when he was in Poison mode, and got hit for it. ...Mmm, that was a fun night, all in all. <3

34. Have you ever had phonesex?
...Yes. A couple of times, when one of us was travelling, but it's just too damned embarrassing.

35. Have you ever had cybersex?
Nooo.

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Ehh, I don't know. I like giving head, though.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Hmm. You know, I don't actually know.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
...I REALLY like giving head. Or then bottoming is damn good, it's so... aah. You know.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM BAAAHAHAHA AAAUUGH.
Um. Sorry. No, I haven't, and I never would unless JJ asked, and even then I'd be twitchy about it.

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I kind of hope nobody sees it, actually.
"We were diminished. We were not spared.
There was no mercy."
"We were diminished. We were not spared.
There was no mercy."


OH GOD I LOVE RP.
OH GOD I LOVE SANDY.
OH GOD I HATE THE BLUDHAVEN POLICE.
"We were diminished. We were not spared.
There was no mercy."

LOL VIOLENCE

I love homicidal maniacs. And utter sociopaths. Don't even talk to me about anything that doesn't have someone who's both, yet still has character. Not right now. Okay? Okay.

And I'm not hyping like a fangirl. This is real-life.
"We were diminished. We were not spared.
There was no mercy."

Author Suggestions for Original Fiction

Um, go look at:

http://sluzan.livejournal.com/ - her book, Damsel is getting published in Ireland next year, and it sounds interesting.
http://mistful.livejournal.com/ - not only has she got a book published, but she writes some truly magnificent Harry Potter fanfiction, with a unique and surprisingly accurate-feeling version of Draco Malfoy.


Eegh, that's all I've got for now. In terms of up-and-coming authors, anyway.
"We were diminished. We were not spared.
There was no mercy."
"We were diminished. We were not spared.
There was no mercy."
"We were diminished. We were not spared.
There was no mercy."